HOW WE SERVE MASTER

Game time again! Finally.

Gretchen and I both love the beauty and brutality of NFL games, and Master was sweet enough to get us season tickets last year.

We enjoyed the experience so much, he did it again this year.

Of course, we can’t watch the games with him. His family has a luxury box at the stadium. It wouldn’t do to have your mother sharing light beer and nachos with your two sex slaves.

And to show you how very sweet Master can be, this season he letting us wear ben wa beads to the games. Last year it was butt plugs.