In Aunt Lillian’s defense, it’s hard to be yourself when you’re routinely getting your brains fucked out by a hung, always-hard stud. Especially one almost 50 years younger than you. Not that she really needs a defense. Lesbian sex is only shameful when you want it to be. (Ahh, shameful sex. I could use some…

My Aunt Lillian. Poor Lillian. She’s my Uncle Bertrand’s wife, younger than his first but still just past 70. The family loves her, much more than we did his first wife — the aptly named The Unnameable. Lillian is smart and kind, a rare combination in my experience. But … Poor Aunt Lillian. She wasn’t…