A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, “Is there a problem?” The duck says, “Yeah, I got this man on my ass.”

“Whose pussy is this?” Hannah looks over at me. Her eyes are so sad. Sitting on the bedroom chair, I remain stoic. The man lying naked atop my naked wife’s back repeats his question. “Whose pussy is this?” Hannah turns her head away from me. I can barely hear her. “That’s your pussy, sir.” He…

Hey. I’m back. And back to the narrative proper we go. When I sent Hannah back to get all sexy for me, she should have said … “Ma’am. Yes, Ma’am.” What she said was … “Ma’am. Yes, Ma’am.” Sure, the words were right, but there was a slight pause. A hesitation. A beat. It was…

It’s by Dr. Hook. It’s kind of my life When you’re in love with a beautiful woman It’s hard When you’re in love with a beautiful woman You know it’s hard (it’s hard, you know it gets so hard) Everybody wants her, everybody loves her Everybody wants to take your baby home When you’re in love with a beautiful…

Like I mentioned in an earlier post, Hannah has to wear a bra nearly all the time. I consider extensive bra wearing as maintenance. Usually she wears padded bras, natch. But sometimes I like her to show some cleavage in public, so I bought her some some fake boobies to wear. Makes me proud.

Like a majority of FFM, Hannah is an expert face painter. I actually feel unworthy to sit at the makeup table once she’s worked her personal magic. Those lips! Those lashes! I just want to eat her up. But I can’t risk that. She hasn’t had a cum in years and years, which is for…

The two most important aspects of our marriage are (I’m not completely sure this order is correct): 1. Our affection for each other 2. The oral service Hannah provides me She is very good at it. It’s one of the reasons I feminized her instead of just divorcing her. Sometimes I want service down there…

Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. I swear … If there’s one part of being a woman that my former-husband-now-wife has fully embraced is the bitching. If she misspeaks, she is corrected. Harshly. With a cane! But still … Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. When she was my husband she was somewhat stoic. But now … Jesus Christ on a…